From the Germany Survival Guide by Spiegel Magazine

NOTE: please read all these with a grain of salt!

Difficult Germans

1. Extreme pet lover - Give Me My Dog Back or I'll Let in the Neo-Nazis
2. Ach, wie süß! How cute! Knut der kleine Eisbär
3. Are Germans brutally honest?
4. Masters of the stare down? You gotta problem, buddy?
5. Are you an optimist? How stupid!
6. Walking down the street is a contact sport in Germany
7. Even crossing the street can be a problem
8. How to survive driving in Germany - and bike riding as well!

   Food
   

9. Germans behaving badly and buffets
10. The German obsession with Gummi Bears
11. Bavarian cuisine - the albino hot dog

    Health

12. Organic food craze in Germany
13. Germans are crazy about health - except for smoking
14. Mysterious German illnesses? How's your circulation today?
15. Ever been to a MEASLES party?
16. Feeling ill? It must be the weather

    Organisation - tidiness

17. Close the door!
18. Slobs anonymous?
19. The obsession with sweeping
20. Impatient Germans don't stand in line in orderly fashion
21. Keep organized with binders - typical German
22. Germans take their garbage seriously - it's organized as well
23. DEAD LINK - View the pics of the nicely sorted trash

    Shopping and Dining Challenges

24. Sorry! We're CLosed! The problems of shopping in Germany
25. Waiting for the waiter - the problem of paid professional waiters
26. Are German restaurants dog-friendly or child-friendly?

    Homes and Gardens

27. Don't have room for your own garden - rent one!
28. The beloved garden gnome!
29. Love thy neighbor - Germany has laws about noise and pretty much everything else

    The German nation
    

30. THe Miracle of Bern - how modern Germany was born
31. Germany's patriotism problem - flying the flag
32. The lingering divide between eastern and western Germans and just as important - between North and South
33. Hitler dealt with more often now in German comedy. Deutsche Welle

    Conversation

34. Those lying Germans - I don't speak much English
35. Germans aren't talkative in public, unless in an elevator

    Misc

36. Stuck in the 80's in the land of mohawks, mullets and bad moustaches
37. German beaches and the unique beach basket box
38. Dinner for One? Germany's New Year's ritual. Never heard of it?

    Bathroom culture

39. Why is that woman in the restroom? Is that a job? The Klofrau
40. More on Germany's unpleasant odors and an explanation
41. Very German restroom? and an old castle

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42. How to annoy Germans with your un-German ways. Tales of an American in Germany.
43. Different German habits and unusual ideas about various everyday things