Think Big!

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More About Franz

• Hello!
  
  I am Franz Brendl, founder/owner/creator/manager/visionary/executive director of Brendl Events, the most amazing events marketing company in all of Bavaria and beyond. I am hearing that you want to put me on the cover of your magazine “LOOP” and do a big article about my Ramp and Rampenfest. That is spectacularly! You will most certainly sell millions of magazines because of me. Sit down and I will be telling you all about me and my genius ideas. Last year, I was hearing that BMW was launching the new 1 Series in America, and a million light bulbs went off in my head. My motto is “Think Big®.” So I said to myself, Brendl, you must build a gigantisch ramp to launch the BMW 1 Series from Bavaria to America. That’s right, my friend - from Bavaria to America! And when I told my village of Oberpfaffelbachen about my genius Ramp, they started building it immediately. You’ve never heard anything of this amazing, no? But it gets better. I then had the genius idea to hold a festival called Rampenfest. A festival bigger than Octoberfest, bigger than Christmas! Now, I’m not liking to brag, but just as I had to make a movie about me and my Ramp. He promised to put me on the big screen and making me famous in Hollywood. But after “The Ramp” was released, he is receive all the credit for my genius idea. Magazines like LOOP are contacting him for big interviews and not me. Without my Ramp, without my Rampenfest, without my big head full of amazing ideas, there would be no spectacular documentary for the world to fall in love with. I am knowing you are telling yourself, “At least Brendl has gotten rich from the Ramp.” But you would be wrong. Everyone else in my village is getting cartloads of money but me. The Mayor of Oberpfaffelbachen launched a new website and is getting bombarded by visitors. Sepp, the coward stunt driver, has a website and everyone thinks he is the “cool.” Even Evi, the souvenir shop owner, created an online Rampenfest store and now she is driving a shiny new auto with all her buckets of money. Even Peter’s Bakerei business is booming with his new website. But if you think Franz Brendl will sit back, you are not knowing me. I’ve made my own website so companies big and small can be contacting me for my genius ideas. And with this article here in the LOOP, together we can let the world know that I am responsible for all these genius things happening, or? If you are having any questions or liking to be contacting me, please do. I am looking forward to your article.
  Franz Brendl
  Brendl Events www.brendlevents.de

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From Franz Brendl's blog on Twitter 2008 leading up to the launch - read from the bottom up

1. is wanting the ramp to be an olympic event.    9:11 AM Aug 12th, 2008  
2. watching Olympics. Go Germany!    8:26 PM Aug 8th  
3. How do I start my own fan club?    7:29 AM Aug 5th  
4. My brain power has me exhausted.    11:53 AM Jul 31st  
5. With my ideas, we will all be rich!    9:42 AM Jul 30th  
6. Oberpfaffelbachen is unlike anywhere in Bavaria or even America.    12:27 PM Jul 29th  
7. I am the tenth wonder of the world    12:09 PM Jul 23rd  
8. Come celebrate my birthday with me and make it Bigger!:
9. Bigger! Bigger! Bigger!    12:30 PM Jul 16th  
10. I am the most popular event planner in the universe.    12:40 PM Jul 14th  
11. Billions of tourists visit Oberpfaffelbachen because of my ideas    1:17 AM Jul 10th  
12. I have the genius ideas of the century    12:45 PM Jul 9th  
13. I know you're wanting to be friends with me so let's be friends.    1:40 PM Jul 7th  
14. nehcableffafprebO is Oberfaffelbachen backwards    1:03 PM Jul 2nd  
15. I dreamed the biggest event yet last night    8:39 AM Jul 1st  
16. Brendl Events is hiring creative geniuses    10:41 AM Jun 27th  
17. Oberpaffelbachen is spectacular this time of year    3:27 PM Jun 26th  
18. My Rampenfest geniousness is available for purchase: http://shop.cafepress.com/r...7:24 AM Jun 25th  
19. I auditioned for a toothpaste commercial this morning. I am a shoo-in!    12:34 PM Jun 24th
20. The Ramp Idea is my idea. All alone.    12:58 PM Jun 20th  
21. Think big is my motto.    12:49 PM Jun 19th  
22. Tuesday at 3:52pm is the most effective time to plan events    3:08 PM Jun 17th  
23. Event marketing is my life.    12:03 PM Jun 16th  
24. I just ordered Brendl Events sweatbands for all of my closest friends    3:28 PM Jun 11th  
25. I am a conceptualizer    11:08 AM Jun 9th  
26. My ramp is bigger than your ramp    7:11 AM Jun 5th  
27. Sometimes the twittering keeps me from my event planning genius    4:42 PM Jun 3rd  
28. I can only think in the third dimensions    1:25 PM Jun 2nd  
29. I ated 14 pretzels for lunch.    12:42 PM May 30th  
30. I am only wanting to meet brilliant people like myself. And pretty womens.    7:56 AM May 28th  
31. Journalists from America wants to interviews me all the time!    10:06 AM May 21st  
32. Thanks friends, you all must visit our ramp in Oberpaffelbachen. It's spectacular.    8:40 PM May 9th  
33. wow. i will be rich soon.     9:15 AM Apr 25th  
34. i can almost taste success    9:04 AM Apr 25th
35. be nice and be my facebook friend.
36. ive been on facebook for days    4:14 PM Apr 23rd  
37. i feel funny    4:45 PM Apr 9th  
38. i can haz cheezburger from america?    9:55 AM Apr 7th  
39. i wonder what the journalist from America is doing right now.    7:45 PM Apr 2nd  
40. i thought i would be rich by now... :(    7:17 AM Mar 31st  
41. today was a big idea day. huge. enormous.    6:11 PM Mar 29th  
42. someone launch ME to united states    11:25 AM Mar 28th  
43. Wow, i see oberpfaffelbachen on the internet    9:51 AM Mar 25th  
44. i am famous!    7:20 AM Mar 21st    
45. I have been away twitter. did you miss me?    12:08 PM Mar 11th  
46. I want to go to USA soon. Where should I go?    3:58 PM Mar 7th  
47. Fought Sepp for the computer again to day and I WON. Take that SEPP!    8:37 AM Mar 5th  
48. thanks to new followers, i feel special    1:01 PM Mar 4th  
49. who let the dogs out?    11:11 AM Mar 4th  
50. Oberpfaffelbachen town meeting today. Lots to talk about. Hope there are no fights.    9:05 AM Mar 4th  
51. i like to meditate every morning.    8:47 AM Mar 4th  
52. i need to update the my speaking events on my fantastic website    8:29 AM Mar 4th
53. i think i am good person to follow. i am an event marketing genius!    2:04 PM Mar 3rd  
54. im back. who missed me? :)    9:13 AM Mar 3rd  
55. i need coffee.... or beer... or both    2:43 PM Feb 28th  
56. much work still to be done    2:05 PM Feb 28th  
57. sometimes i forget to twitter in english. arf    1:56 PM Feb 28th  
58. ich liebe BMW    1:56 PM Feb 28th  
59. langer Tag    1:53 PM Feb 28th  
60. it's beautiful in oberpfaffelbachen. no rain today.    11:34 AM Feb 28th  
61. Finally i got on the computer. I almost fought Sepp for it yesterday. Sepp is such a coward.    10:11 AM Feb 27th
62. My "think big" screensaver is awesome.    11:16 AM Feb 20th  
63. working on a another presentation.    7:05 AM Feb 20th  
64. In Oberpfaffelbachen library. Only 1 computr with internet... that not thinking big.    11:17 AM Feb 19th  
65. eating left over ramp pretzels at the bakerei    12:13 PM Feb 15th  
66. lots of people! I bet I am only person from my town.    8:53 AM Feb 12th  
67. Making new friends :)    8:49 AM Feb 12th  
68. Hello friends- I am Franz. You want to follow me... trust me.    8:24 AM Feb 12th  

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• The Video - Rampenfest
• Jeff Schultz Blog on Oberfpfaffelbachen
• Pics of Oberpfaffelbachen on Flickr
• Oberpfaffelbachen Online Souvenir Store
• Franz Brendl is on Facebook
• Oberpfaffelbachen on Myspace
• http://www.freakyteeth.com/teeth.htm - see BIG CLETUS or AUSTIN POWERS